Saturday, 19 April 2014

Quit While You're Ahead

If my Easter Holiday wasn't consumed by non-stop revision I would have time to write you all a long post about my opinions on Michael Phelps' comeback and the time I [physically] bumped into his mom (as the Americans would say) at the 2012 London Olympic Games. However, this is the most important year of my life to date so, until what needs to be done has been done, preparation for my exams will have to take precedence over blogging.

Thursday, 10 April 2014

Gehen Sie Geradeaus

Right, before I explain the title of this post I'm going to tell the story of Luxembourg and the rest will become clear. Oh, and please try to refrain from copying the title and pasting it into Google Translate because, firstly, it is extremely inaccurate and secondly, it will probably ruin the suspense I'm sure you're all experiencing right now. Just in case I haven't made it clear enough already, that was sarcasm and, yes, I do realise that I probably sound like a recording of my German teacher on repeat.